Everything is better with monkeys.

As usual, things didn't go according to plan this past weekend with our "Short 'em all" decision to hold the trio of kid-flicks.

Hellboy 2 and Journey to the Center of the Earth both performed about 5 million above our predictions and brought misery upon the port. This was even in spite of Eddie Murphy providing us with a delicious bomb ripe for the shorting.

Such as life, and we naturally think all three are post-adjust shorts, however Journey sure isn't acting like it in the early going this week. Don't worry about it. Brendan won't be able to keep up the momentum and the 3-D gimmick will look mighty stupid as the Mummy 3 ad campaign continues to roll out.

So moving on to this upcoming weekend...

While we'd simply LOVE to play us some Dark Knight, the restart of the legendary Batman is certainly not for the younglings. The hueg like X-BOX stock price also doesn't exactly make it really something viable either.

Fortunately, we don't have to sit this weekend out though. We have monkeys!!

SPCHM - Space Chimps is providing a hint of counter-programming for the youngest set. Currently priced to make 9.5 million, obviously traders aren't expecting much from the animated flick. Tracking recently posted by the fabulous notfabio pointed to 5 million and we kind of like that number. (Actually, we kind of like lower than that number.)

Also some news of note: We actually have a bond adjusting sometime in the near future now. Little Miss Sunshine herself (ABRES)was in the failed Kit Kittridge and that sets her up for a drop of around 6 points as of this posting. Sadly her career (and by relation her TAG) is heading down, down, down as the films she starring in has dropped lower with each release.

Finally, I know we keep promising you, the loyal fans and shareholders a new episode of the Fundcast. There are so many reasons why we haven't done another recently. Here are but a few:

1. Colin's -ahem- busier than he used to be.
2. Qale's more broke than he used to be.
3. When you've gone nude, where else is there to go?
4. ????
5. Lack of Profit!!!